Dressing your age.....hmm
Monday, May 14, 2012 at 10:31AM How old were you when you first bit the bullet and consigned your trusty baseball cap to the bin? And how many days went by before you fished it from a slew of crisp wrappers and empty baked bean tins?
Maybe it’s been so long since you practised the fine art of backwards headgear that you can feel yourself falling feet-first into a pair of carpet slippers—or perhaps you’ve already given in to the shapeless charms of a guilty pair of one-size-fits-all joggers.
The thing is, as much as spiked hair, stubble or the wispy grey bits over our ears, our wardrobes are a pretty clear indicator of our age—of our maturity and seriousness. Which is exactly why we retrieved our Jurassic Park hat in the first place.
Those of you who were wiping off the tomato sauce and bending the peak back into shape inside an hour know what we mean. The ones who’d traded it in for a flat cap by the time they were ten have got their own issues to deal with. Because it’s not just chucking out the cap that’s taking up valuable DVD space—it’s putting away childish things. Which is basically the same as admitting we’ll never win the Formula 1 or become best mates with Stan Lee—and what would be the point then?
Obviously we’re not advocating wearing your Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles t-shirt and Hi-Tec light-up trainers for the rest of your life—besides being relationship suicide (“Come back to your place? Cowabunga!”), there’d be some fairly hefty Bruce Banner/Hulk-size practicalities to contend with. What we are saying though is that when it comes to dressing your age, rules, as they say, are made to be broken.
Take that man Tinie Tempah. Recently voted GQ’s Best-Dressed Man of the Year, he’s a 23-year-old rapper who can pull off a thick-ribbed brown granddad cardi—just add a beanie and a t-shirt. Meanwhile at 31 and just swaggered off the set of Drive and The Ides of March, Ryan Gosling can do no wrong on or off-screen: just pull on a round-neck, long-sleeve tee, simple jeans and man bling to update the traditional flat cap.

Now a 36-year-old father of four, Becks can still get away with a hoodie without looking like he swiped it from Brooklyn’s bedroom floor. Hell, he even modelled long-johns for his H&M Bodywear collection and made them look modern with the aid of just a side-sweep and a couple of days of stubble.
One look at Bradley Cooper and all is forgiven for that unfortunate misstep post-The Hangover (see TheHangover 2); at 37 and sporting a leather jacket, hoodie and light trousers, he’s still flying the flag for our beloved baseball cap.
Elsewhere D:Ream popstar-turned-physicist (remember Things Can Only Get Better?) Professor Brian Cox proves he’s more than just a pretty good brain—he’s a master of not only which of Jupiter’s moons would be the most likely home to ewoks (Europa, thank you very much QI), but also how to wear a t-shirt with a bright yellow graphic at 44. Answer: with a slim black leather jacket.

But the man to match as you pass your mid-century has got to be Gary Oldman—and we’re not just talking his mean strut down the Prada catwalk in that double-breasted black coat. He’s got the classic dignified gent down over his 54 years—but with a mutinous patterned tie worn loose like a day scarf. What a Tinker.
So what’s the trick? How are all these grown men parading around in hoodies and t-shirts; these young guns kicking back in cardis and flat caps, and all without so much as a back-handed compliment (you’d think there’d be a ‘kick me’ sign, at least)?
It’s that they’re not just dressing for their age: they’re dressing for their attitude. Yes, Gary Oldman’s probably heard the whole diatribe about picking a smart signature look in your fifties and running with it, and there’s no doubt Tinie Tempah knows it’s easier to break out the brights when you don’t have wrinkles to inadvertently draw attention to, but at both ends of the spectrum, you can bet each man is getting togged up just the way they like it.
Can you wear a flat cap in your twenties? With a simple, modern outfit and the confident charm to let it be known that’s not a smoking pipe in your pocket. A hoodie in your forties? As long as it’s with vintage jeans and an outdoorsy brown denim jacket—and you’ve got the scars and adventure stories to authenticate it.
It all boils down to the man you want to be: the suave type in suit and tie with the wit to back it up; the distinguished elder in blazer and block-coloured cotton top; or the dissenter among the ranks in a checked shirt, vintage jeans and a baseball cap.










